Bonus points if they immediately say “This isn’t my drink!” right afterward.
Is this some kind of superiority thing? Do you get off on watching me scramble for it?
it’s cool, it’s not like I’m a human being or anything.
The whole point of a caramel macchiato is the layering.
It’s not a caramel macchiato if you stir it, genius. It’s a vanilla latte with caramel sauce.
soy grows foam, asshole
bonus points if they get pissed while waiting the extra 90 seconds for all of the foam to finish rising