I'm sorry, let me remake that for you
I'm sorry, let me remake that for you
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Q: When a customers feels obligated to show you they're tipping you 50 cents. Thank you for your generous tip but I have lattes to make.
Asked by Anonymous
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Q: When customers come into the store ten minutes before closing and sit down. No. Just fucking no.
Asked by p-alest-deactivated20140316
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Q: When you call out the name for someones drink and then some other person says "No," and then their own name. Like chill out buddy wait your turn
Asked by Anonymous
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Bonus points if they immediately say “This isn’t my drink!” right afterward.
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Is this some kind of superiority thing?  Do you get off on watching me scramble for it?
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Q: For me, I never bother asking someone "How are you?" since, in reality, I don't care. Neither do i want the customer to chitchat, if they dont want too, or ask me how I am, when obviously most customers dont care. Though I know a few people with these quirks about getting upset over such a simple question of "how are you". I skip to it and say "Hello! What can I get started for you?" less questions, more business.
Asked by cloudpudding
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it’s cool, it’s not like I’m a human being or anything.
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The whole point of a caramel macchiato is the layering.
It’s not a caramel macchiato if you stir it, genius.  It’s a vanilla latte with caramel sauce.
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soy grows foam, asshole
bonus points if they get pissed while waiting the extra 90 seconds for all of the foam to finish rising